damn, it's been a long time, hasn't it? so much has happened that i was practically cajoled into blawging. the funny thing, though, is a whole bunch of ish has been going on at the school, and i swear to all that is holy that i will try and get that blawged, including the student who stole money from me. yes, the students who stole money from me...twice. it was hilariously awful, and i couldn't really do much besides laugh about it. once you get the whole story, you'll laugh too. that i promise you.
anyway, here i am, back doing this summer program that i had resolved not to do this year. i'll give you a minute to go back to the blawgs written about this same time last year to re-familiarize yourself with the ridiculous cast of characters that you were subjected to...which could be thought of as unfortunate. so go ahead; i'll wait.
waiting...
still waiting...
don't worry; i'm still here...
you shouldn't be much longer now...
and...done.
so now that you've relived the glory days of this particular summer camp as i have, let me give you a low down of who returned, as well as some new characters. first of all, i must STRESS the fact that i did not plan on doing this road trip/work job. no, i did not. my original summer plan for the 2012 year was to do p90x and get myself in better shape. oh yes, i need to...badly. my resolve was to make a successful transition from XL shirts to L shirts. i was well on my way when tamera (of tia and tamera, the doublemint twins) called me out of the gray (because it was raining hard that day) to get me to drive to north carolina for the camp.
actually, let me go a little further back. i started getting random texts and facebook messages from jeanette (remember her? she has an unhealthy obsession with beef hearts) quite a while ago saying that i needed to come to north carolina. it was a multiple time thing. this girl kept reminding me that i was absolutely needed at north carolina, like i'm some kind of savior. now don't get me wrong...i'm a pretty big deal almost everywhere i go, but it was a little bit much. then jerome, of all people, started texting me. it went a little something like this:
jerome: man, i don't know why they think i'm like the trump card that can persuade you to work this year.
me: lol.
jerome: i know man.
me: lol.
jerome: so are you coming?
me: lol.
when it comes to jerome, he's got some swagger with me, so i started considering it. let me introduce the fact that i had a lot going on this summer. i had my plans for the summer set, but this whole NYSP thing got me all out of sorts. can we add something else on top of that? i moved...or rather, i'm in the process of moving. my volleyball buddy, matt, had a kind of a situation with his roommate. i was having a situation with my roommate, it's a long story. long story short...i ended up moving out of my comfy townhome apartment into what i can only call the halfway house. i only call it that because the actual apartment we're moving into isn't ready yet, so we've gotta stay in matt's old apartment until it's ready.
needless to say, i had to drop out of p90x after a month...again...
so anyway...the current roster of buffoons here is quite different from what it has been in the past. some of the returning characters include jerome, who is probably the main reason i came (which could possibly end up ultimately being his fault...i'll explain later). let's see, jeanette is here. jakob is here, but only when he's not turned sideways from you. then he disappears. yes, folks, he's that thin. tootie is here as well. unfortunately, she has not grown. she's a very straight up 4'9"...from the rooter to the tooter. kenan, of course, is here. kel, on the other hand, is not in attendance this time round. well a good blawger knows how to work his sources... apparently (and imagine that i'm saying this in an honestly sincere voice) he is moved to california doing modeling/acting work. i wish him the best. it just won't be the same without him. it's like mario without bowser. it's like austin powers without dr. evil. batman without the joker. professor x without magneto. you get the picture. shirley is here as well, although laverne is missing in action. also missing are stallone and shania. everybody remembers those two cute mary-kate and ashley olsen-ish girls who everyone stared at, as well as stared at. it's funny because they've been replaced by two look-alikes, who i guess i'll call "twilight" and "katy." more on that later. let's see...who else is here? "mia" is here as well. i don't think i ever mentioned her last year. she usually flies under the radar, which is why i guess she never made it on here...but dammit she's earned a place on here this go round. why? oh...more to come. well, i'm being harassed by jeanette to publish this thing so i'm gonna end this for now.
damn i'm tired,
-w
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