everybody hates buffoonery...

have you ever seen n*ggas in their natural habitat, surrounded by their own?

they're all in here.  in no particular order, you'll see tia and tamera, jerome, kenan (who is the instigator of everything that happened), kel (because there are black people around, after all), huey made an appearance (although you didn't see him for his hair), there was also tommy.  to have been here in the middle of this...here's what happened:

we had a meeting, everyone here, because tomorrow is departure day.  it's basically the last day for the "scholars" which means that it's our last day to have to see them.  it's normally so sad, but...well i'll get back to that.  anyway, so everybody is at this meeting, and kyle suggests that we do a game, which i think was the last thing that most people wanted.  i'm all about the games, though.  you might not know it, but i'm a kid at heart. i play games all the time.  my favorite game is scattergories.  i'm a beast at it because my lexicon is just on another level compared to most people.  so anyway, we're at the meeting.  i announced the 2nd annual FAs vs. the world kickball game.

last year, we were going to play a kickball game against this other camp that was here, supercamp.  well, it didn't happen for a variety of reasons, the most prominent one being that they're actually some sort of cult...

  

seriously.  you've heard of the trust fall, i assume.  you know, where you stand in front of someone and just fall back and trust that they are going to catch you.  we were walking back to the dorm room the other day and were just about to go inside when our ears were just bombarded by noise coming from across the street.  looking over, we saw supercamp, a group of what could only be described as grown-looking fools, climbing ladders.  it turns out that they were climbing the ladders to get into the tree, from which they were going to fall down into the hands of their peers, whom they trusted that much.  excuse me?  you want me to climb into a tree and fall down and hope that you're gonna catch me?  never mind that your hands have been raised for at least ten minutes and are probably tired as hell.  never mind that they'll probably collapse as soon as my body falls onto them.  never mind that i'll die.  get outta here.

why am i so random with this blawg?  oh, i'm blawging on location again.  i'm in the lobby.  kenan and kel are here with me watching "family guy."  shania and stallone just walked in.  i mean, literally walked in.  shania just asked me if i was blawging, and i nodded yes.  things happen.  meanwhile, i don't know why, but i could reach over and initiate move #77 on kel.  that's the one where i would judo chop him in the throat so hard his teeth would click.  but i'm holding back only because shania is around.  kenan just "threatened" me and made me lol.  he said that i better not be writing about him, or else it would be the last blawg i would ever write.  well, not exactly.  i'd have to resort to writing a blawg about life after death.  okay kenan, i'll go along with your egotistical bullsh*t.  i'm going to write that i am scared of kenan.  but the truth is...kenan ain't sh*t without his bodyguard kel.  actually, kenan AND kel together ain't sh*t.  if i tied one hand behind my back and dislocated the other shoulder, then broke my right ankle and ripped my left hamstring, i think i'd still be able to take them with one eye closed.  i'm kidding; i'd need both of my eyes.

anyway, supercamp is a cult.  i know this because i've seen the evidence for myself.  anybody crazy enough to fall out of trees is insane.  they walk around this campus tied to each other, and always...ALWAYS...have a weird smile on their faces.  it's as if they can't do anything else but smile.  like they're secretly saying "help me."  all i gotta say is...don't drink the kool-aid.

anyway, FAs vs. the world kickball game.  it's something we did last year because supercamp turned out to be a hoax.  we just played each other.  it was the FAs (faculty advisors) against the world (everyone who's not an FA).  they'll (the world) tell you that they won by a landslide, but the truth is that we allowed them to win.  first of all, it was raining...hard.  it made the game fun.  poor huey couldn't stay on his feet.  he pretty much slid around like he was on a large water slide.  we started off very strongly, but they (the world) started to complain about how it wasn't fair.  that was when we had to let up a little bit.  we kicked a little bit lighter, and dropped the ball a little more frequently, and ran a little more slowly.  they played at 23428090% and we were at 42% at best.  i think you can fill in the rest.  if you have any questions, find me.  i'll tell you the whole story, although there's not much to tell other that what i've already said.

i've digressed way too much.  this whole thing started over the first video i posted.  kyle suggested we do an activity where we tape a piece of paper onto our backs and others would write something on there.  in exchange, we'd do the same for others.  it's all fun and game until someone gets his/her feelings hurt...in which case it become hilarious.

kenan and tia have been goin' in on each other for the better part of two years, which is how long i've known them.  if you're unsure, to "go in" is a slang term meaning to make fun of, or to poke fun at.  anyway, this thing between them has been going on for a while.  the video is just a minor glimpse of all the buffoonery that goes on around here.  no wonder these things are always so damn random; i get so loaded down with silly sh*t that i can't contain everything.  if i put it in one blawg, i would never have finished the very first one yet.  all i know about it is this: tia and tamera are not bullies.  that's not the term i'd use.  i can't really think of it right now, but when i do it'll show up in a later random entry.

i think that's it for the meeting tonite.  i need to mention some scholars now.  i was made aware of the incident that occurred last night.  apparently, and this is what i heard from "kirsten" (a veteran staff member who knows this program like the back of her hand), a scholar got her tongue stuck in the freezer, and pulled off tongue skin trying to get it loose.  now there are some things you must understand about this situation.  first of all, the mini-fridgedaires are not large; they're mini.  that means that a kid would have to literally lean down and twist her head to get it into the small section of a freezer.  second of all, why the hell would anyone want to do something like that?  silly sh*t.  in my opinion, that crazy girl deserved to get her tongue damn near ripped out of her mouth.  the whole thing should've come out, along with half her esophagus and duodenum.  that'll teach her.

that's one.  now, in my group i had some ignorant muthaf*ckers who excel at what they do best.  "alvin", "simon", and "theodore" were the names suggested, so let's go with them.  i'm gonna make this quick because i'm tired and still need to take a shower before going to bed.  alvin is actually a girl, and quite the b*tch at that.  she is a certified klepto (who knew you could even get certification in that department?), and nothing less than a bully.  simon is socially inept, and bipolar.  theodore is just an a**hole.  i will of course explain this next blawg, but i just can't now.

cliffhangers are awful,

-w